if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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circumcising:

“i’m not gay but you’re cute

image

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

Do whatever you want damnit.

Fill your body with fruit. Eat cookies all day. Pack your stuff and go see the world. Game all day with the blinds shut. Meet new people. Run through a flower field until your legs fall off. Get an office job. Sleep until 2pm.

Just do what makes you hella happy, for fuck sake.

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prinxesvlynn:

got-a-new-tabletdrew-some-oitnb

prinxesvlynn:

got-a-new-tablet
drew-some-oitnb

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Q
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?
Anonymous
A

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special


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bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: image

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